Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

A paper bracelet, a sling, a splint, a CAT scan, an EKG, X-rays, an IV, 3 bags of saline, 6 vile loss of blood, blood tests, pee tests, throat swab, sorry no partridge in a pear tree.

Spent Sunday in the ER. I blacked out yesterday – one of those if a tree falls in the [...]

I am exercising. Even when I am firmly planted at home instead of on the treadmill at the YMCA, I am working out. I have scientific proof which can be found by clicking HERE I am including some of my favorite tidbits from the article since we all know you are a lazy ass. Nahnahnahnahbooboo
love,
Fidget

“The [...]

For you marrieds and unmarried women out there how do you react to an unexpected and unwanted invitation – to dinner, to bed etc?

In a bar I expect to be approached and my stock reply to skeezy and obviously trolling guys goes as such:

Them: So what’s your name?
Me: Married…..

Once I was approached in the hardware [...]

Pickles gave us lesson #1 on how Pickles became a stray. The Jeep had a flat ($^&%*&^*&%!!) there was a screw in the tire. DH filled the tire and went to get plugs. He came home and we all poured outside to hang around while he fixed it. Pickles was in the house (so we [...]

Make a cyber you or what you want to be here
I swiped this from Cate & The Pink Kitty both of whom stole it from someone else. Ahh spreading the love like a disease.

Here I am

just imagine the brain sucker is a kid or a dog. Add some more tits and ass and bingo [...]