Dear Ass
I am exercising. Even when I am firmly planted at home instead of on the treadmill at the YMCA, I am working out. I have scientific proof which can be found by clicking HERE I am including some of my favorite tidbits from the article since we all know you are a lazy ass. Nahnahnahnahbooboo
love,
Fidget
“The difference between being obese or lean may be due to how much a person
is apt to stand, pace, wriggle and shift about over the course of a day, a
team
of scientists reported in an intensive study of the consequences of
fidgeting. In the study, 20 volunteers 10 lean and 10 mildly obese were monitored
for 10 days in their homes as they went about
their normal daily routines. All
of the participants considered themselves
to be “couch potatoes.”Each participant wore a special, high-tech
set of underwear,
Fresh undergarments were supplied each day.
Data from
the used underwear were
downloaded each day to a computer.This is great, though I must say I don’t envy the job of the guy who has too
fish around in the used undies to collect the data… I love that they
mentioned fresh undies were supplied daily. I’m sure for some
participants fresh undies everyday was a stretch.









