January 28, 2005

Dear Ass

I am exercising. Even when I am firmly planted at home instead of on the treadmill at the YMCA, I am working out. I have scientific proof which can be found by clicking HERE I am including some of my favorite tidbits from the article since we all know you are a lazy ass. Nahnahnahnahbooboo

love,

Fidget

“The difference between being obese or lean may be due to how much a person

is apt to stand, pace, wriggle and shift about over the course of a day, a

team

of scientists reported in an intensive study of the consequences of

fidgeting. In the study, 20 volunteers — 10 lean and 10 mildly obese — were monitored

for 10 days in their homes as they went about

their normal daily routines. All

of the participants considered themselves

to be “couch potatoes.”

Each participant wore a special, high-tech

set of underwear,

Fresh undergarments were supplied each day
.

Data from

the used underwear were

downloaded each day to a computer.

This is great, though I must say I don’t envy the job of the guy who has too

fish around in the used undies to collect the data… I love that they

mentioned fresh undies were supplied daily. I’m sure for some

participants fresh undies everyday was a stretch.

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