A paper bracelet, a sling, a splint, a CAT scan, an EKG, X-rays, an IV, 3 bags of saline, 6 vile loss of blood, blood tests, pee tests, throat swab, sorry no partridge in a pear tree.

Spent Sunday in the ER. I blacked out yesterday - one of those if a tree falls in the forrest kind of things.. No one heard until I came to and pathetically warbled for help. I’ve got the biggest, nastiest goose egg bruise on my leg that starts mid thigh and extends almost to my knee. They could not find a break on my xrays but think I may have done some damage to an old break. Since this is the case I have a thumb splint and sling thing. The blackout was brought on by wacky blood pressure which was caused by dehydration. This all stemmed from the plague that is circulating in my house.

DH is on my shit list. He went to work today, leaving me with the kids… I have trouble wiping my own butt today how am I to change diapers? Just making juice cups this morning took 20 minutes of me chewing at the juice container like a rabid beaver. He said he’ll be home in an hour or 2. Hope the kids diapers hold till then!

Oh the cherry on top.. It’s my right hand and I’m , you guessed it, right handed. Yum