Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

These were such a hit tonight I thought I would post the recipe. I married 2 recipes that I found with some of my own ingenuity and these were born. I wish I had a digital camera as these came out damn pretty and taste fantastic:

1 teaspoon white sugar
1 (.25 ounce) package rapid rise yeast
1/2 [...]

We are having friends to dinner tonight. I am forced to clean the house, but I do get the delight of cooking. Tonight’s menu is:

Cheese enchiladas
black beans and rice
fiesta corn

and for dessert?

Homemade cinnamon buns with ooey gooey chocolate cinnamon filling

Heaven!

DH is driving down the road and sees a van that has “Honk if you want peanuts, i’ll pull over in a safe area” spray painted on the side…nuts, completely nuts.

Andrew Fischer, 20, of Omaha, who put his forehead for sale on eBay as advertising space, received $37,375 on Friday to advertise the snoring remedy, SnoreStop.
Fischer will display the SnoreStop logo on his forehead for one month

Just a few questions…
1) do you think the ink gives you pimples?
2) what kind of dumbass do you feel [...]

I think I may be dealing with the dogs too much. Mira just asked to have her vitamin. I got it out of the bottle and told her to sit…. Pickles sat and looked expectantly for a treat and I realized I just addressed my 2 1/2 yr old as though she was one of [...]