Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Have you ever been scammed by someone online? A community I belong to is reeling from a recent incident. A scammer. It’s happened before, I’m sure it will happen again. One year a man scammed my pregnancy board. We were all due the same month and about 5 months along during xmas. This member [...]

My kid laughs like The Count from Sesame Street…

Do you think it’s a sign the TV is on too much or maybe it’s just plain cute? It just seems so sadistic when she pokes me in the eye, makes the hurt sign (sign language touch your two pointer fingers tip to tip several times) [...]

Your lovely color,A pleasing blue.You offer me casters,So I can wheel you.Your mouth so wide,My mop will fill.I paid $13.97Darling Husband will be ill.

Yes, I bought the mop bucket! A silly thing indeed, yet it brings me such pleasure. I have already threatened bodily harm to anyone who dares use it for a purpose other [...]

I la la la la love my dog. My big scary as heck white glowing pink bastard of a dog.(Ding Dong) I beat back the hoard of animals and kids so I can swing open the door. Dozer’s nose is planted firmly between my butt cheeks as he tries to toss me aside. A strange [...]

There is mischief afoot next door. A world wide mover is hauling in boxes and crates. Loud Spanish is being tossed around and there is an army of people swarming over the boxes. The electricity has now been turned on.. I wonder who is moving in and how many are moving in?? They are parked [...]