I la la la la love my dog. My big scary as heck white glowing pink bastard of a dog.
(Ding Dong) I beat back the hoard of animals and kids so I can swing open the door. Dozer’s nose is planted firmly between my butt cheeks as he tries to toss me aside. A strange man starts talking to me. I grab Dozer’s collar and let him lead me out the door. The man jumps back “WOAH!” and starts stumbling over his request. I’m squeezing Dozer between my legs and straining to hold his collar. The guy looks at me, looks at the dog, stutter stutters. I reply and he literally RUNS away. R_U_N_S with no delay. I la la la la la LOVE my big pink bastard.