February 17, 2005

Climaxing in Lowes

Your lovely color,
A pleasing blue.
You offer me casters,
So I can wheel you.
Your mouth so wide,
My mop will fill.
I paid $13.97
Darling Husband will be ill.

Yes, I bought the mop bucket! A silly thing indeed, yet it brings me such pleasure. I have already threatened bodily harm to anyone who dares use it for a purpose other than mopping. I am having a true Stanley Spadowski moment. Once it passes I may need to head out to Spatula City, one can never own too many spatulas.

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