Me: *Sniff sniff* What is THAT?

Him: It better not be dog pee

Me: *sniiiiiiiiiiffff* Doesn’t smell like dog pee

Upon closer examination, which required a nearby pillowcase and more sniffing, we realized it was “Personal Lubricant” It seems my kids are not the only ones with a deep desire to drink the Target brand generic Astro-Glide. One or more of our furry fiends chewed the top clean off the bottle. The resulting puddle was left waiting by the door. Had the puddle not glistened in the sun light, I’m sure I would have discovered the shenanigans through an arm wheeling, leg flailing, bone breaking dance. Now either the dogs (all 3 are boys) have turned into butt buddies or this stuff tastes better than chocolate cake. I’m not ready to grab a straw just yet, I think I’ll just keep using it for it’s intended purpose. Thank GOD we keep 2 or 3 bottles in general circulation - I hate to get caught high and dry……