Please please PLEASE.. For my sake, WEAR A BRA. There is nothing more painful than watching some woman bounce her way through a workout. I don’t care if you are a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty brigade - you need a bra to work out! Today some pretty petite little thing (read so perfectly delicate she was practically a fucking rosebud that made me want to vomit) was wailing on the elliptical trainer. She had maybe A’s bouncing away under a tanktop and with every bounce I wanted to scream in agony. One day she’ll get out of the shower and wonder how she got tribal titties… Just triangular flaps that hang clear down to her navel… Or some pebbles dropped in tube socks, long and pendulous, smacking together down by her knees…