I can’t stop giggling. This morning I checked me recent googles and other search engine hits and as usual they are beyond the realm of weird. My favorite new hit is:

“POUR YOURSELF A CUP OF shut the FUCK up”

though this came in a close second:

” capuchin monkey want ads ”

my other recent fabulous hits are:

“drank toilet bowl cleaner” (Umm shouldn’t you call 911 instead of hitting Google?)

“old beach babes”

“beach butt” (are they referring to the phenomenon where sand invades every crevice and for doys you are shoveling sand out of your butt crack?)

“boobies googles”

“good porno” (I feel privileged to know that I turn up under the term of good porno)

“squeeze through” NEAR boobs” (why is the word NEAR so important in this search?)

“ladies in thongs and butts” (Yes I may get caught in a thong, however I have NEVER been caught IN a butt)

There were a host of others involving various porn scenarios, masturbating, showering at the gym, making bail, and finding yourself. I think I should strive daily to land myself smack in the middle of weird searches. I should start making random statements in every post designed to get more Google traffic. Alf in a thong.