I sat down and finished the drawing I was working on. I was so please I’ve framed it all ready (well it did help that Michael’s has frames for 40% off right now) Here it is. So what do you think???

I got the urge to draw today. It’s not something I’ve felt like doing in awhile. Part of feeling better is feeling capable. Blah blah blah. Anyways, I’m not much of a chalk pastel lover, but the urge hit and I didn’t feel as though I could drag out a whole painting set up. Here is the picture I’m working from:

And here is what I have thus far.. I know creepy with out the eyes done! Please be gentle it’s been months since I’ve created (outside of the pony mural).

OHHH Yeah, doesn’t this look good?

I made it for dessert tonight. Jump over and check out my new recipe blog, Fidget’s Fixins MMMMMMMMM mouthgasm.

I’m sure you all have been able to glean that my older daughter (3 yrs old) is more than a handful. Mira is more like 20 handfuls and a temper that rages like a fungal infection in the Florida heat. That said, she hit me! We went to the gym, she played and made a bracelet while I mentally screamed. We had to hit the mall to pick up DH contacts and she was just good as good could be. As a reward I took the kids to McD’s. Both girls got to play for awhile then when I tried to help Mira put her shoes on she decked me one. It was so out of the blue I looked around for the culprit not realizing it was my own child. I’m wondering if I’m going to have a black eye as my eyelid has already swollen some. As soon as I realized it was her I told her she made a mistake and needs to apologize. She screamed “NO!” and I picked her up in that side carrying way where her head was pointed where I’m walking and her feet behind me. I went over and grabbed up Tessie with my free hand and proceeded to kick my way through the doors since no one could see fit to hold the door open for someone who is already obviously struggling - BASTARDS! I set Tessa down in her car seat and then folded Mira into her’s. Walked back around and buckled Tessie and Mira already had arm out of seat belt (she in a booster seat). I had to ride home with one arm in the back seat clenching Mira’s arm to make sure that she didn’t slip out of her seat belt!! AARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOO! Now she is on mandatory nap time and is wailing in the other room. I can’t believe she hit me! While exiting the restaurant I heard someone express disapproval over the scene that unfolded. I was ready to swing around and set her straight when her friend said “I’m glad she did that, her kid hit her.” So to you dear woman, whomever you are, thank you. And your darling bastard of a friend should thank you too- I was mad enough to start swinging my kids like a pair of nunchucks

Lately there has been a disturbing trend involving my blog. I’m getting numerous hits off of Google. This, in of it’s self, is not at all disturbing. The Googles that are landing folks here are often weird (if you scroll down and look in the side bar I’ve posted a few). Recently I have received a large number of hits from people googling “How do dogs have sex” “dog sex” “do dogs like sex” - you get the picture. So I started typing in the exact phrases that landed people here and I must say, these folks have dogged determinedness to find their answer. I gave up anywhere between page 53 and 72, depend on which phrase I searched… And no where did I see my blog pop up. This has led me to conclude that there is a large portion of the population that is mystified and misinformed about dog sex. I am going to clear this up with one drawing. Look closely and you’ll have all the answers. Note the hot pink wee wee protruding from the black dog and penetrating the brown dogs hooha. If this was an animated drawing you would notice a humping motion and both dogs would be panting.

What happens if while working as a nude model for a drawing class, you fart? How do you play that one off. No clothes to soften the sound or filter the smell… I mean in some poses that would be a mondo cheek flapping good time. In other poses you might be able to get away with an SBDF (silent but deadly fart), however where there is the possibility for a SBDF there is also the possibility of an earth-shattering duck call. Do the artist have to remain “professional” and play it off like it never happened? Can you break pose to run from the room and regain your composure? Most importantly do the wavy stink lines get included in the drawings?