Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Anyone who has been reading this blog for awhile knows I am horrified at the thought of having BO (you know, shhhh, body odor). You can read here if you need further explanation.. Today.. Somehow.. God I don’t know how… I left the house with out putting on my Secret Summer Breeze. While trolling the [...]

We are sun burned! It’s my 3 yr olds 1st sunburn and my 21 mo old 1st sunburn. We didn’t even burn 2 weeks ago at the beach! I feel crappy for not pulling us all out of the sun sooner but alas Mira had made a new friend and I didn’t want to break [...]

Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?

Transgender Barbie

You’re a little confused, but that’s not gonna stop you from saving up for your sex change. You like to party and make single, young men extremely uncomfortable.

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Will you poop in a public restroom? If so do you have a technique that you use (ie the flush as you dump or a curtsey flush)? If not, why?

Here’s my pooping in public story (wavy lines as I think back to YESTERDAY). I’m sitting on the floor of the library leafing through some [...]

Dear Artists,

On behalf of Red Chair Project and Central Florida Performing Arts Alliance, thank you for making the time to present you and your art. We regret to inform you that you were not selected to participate for the Red Chair Project event. The jurors clearly had a difficult decision with the multitude of styles [...]