Will you poop in a public restroom? If so do you have a technique that you use (ie the flush as you dump or a curtsey flush)? If not, why?

Here’s my pooping in public story (wavy lines as I think back to YESTERDAY). I’m sitting on the floor of the library leafing through some books when suddenly my body starts internally screaming RED ALERT! RED ALERT! When I say suddenly I mean out of the blue. I’d already dropped my bomb for the day and hadn’t eaten anything unusual. As I stood up we moved to a code purple, practically a turtle head. YIKES! I scurried to the counter with my cheeks clenched and asked the librarian to keep my stack of books. I then tore into an empty bathroom and thankfully sat down when two giggling girls entered - Damn it! I was mid drop off so I flushed and flushed as I finished, hoping that they wouldn’t look at my shoes and point and laugh later. I hate pooping in public but I hate crapping my pants even more so I consider it a necessary evil.

I weighed myself today i weighed 209 - that means overall i am down 3 lbs this month - thank god! Cardio today = 50 minutes 550 + calories plus some light weight lifting (arms)