Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

It has become quite apparent that my 3 yr old has inherited some of my creative tendencies. She can concentrate for hours coloring and seems to have developed a knack for sculpture. Here are two of her most recent sculptures. The first is comprised of Playdoh and Playdoh accessories. The second is made of Cheesy [...]

My bathroom isn’t done.. If I need to go I have to crap next to the computer. Then when I am done, I must run outside wrench in hand to turn on the water… WHY WHY WHY? Because the Frickin pipe from the toilet is leaking. The husband put on a new fixture to prevent [...]

Troy’s “vacation” is fast approaching. 3 days of inhibited home improvements. To prepare we have removed the sink and cabinet, painted the upper 1/2 of the wall a lovely blue color and chosen a new sink and toilet. The next step is installing the old toilet in the future master bath so we have a [...]

I have an evil toe. It sits on the end of each foot. It spends it’s day plotting evil deeds like getting caught on door jambs. Aside from it’s evil activities I can tell it’s evil from it’s appearance. You see it’s no ordinary toe, the nail is a claw. Yes my pinkie toes nails [...]

This morning i stepped on the scale and it did something miraculous.. it said I weigh 205.5 lbs… i have now lost 6.5 lbs. – Ye Gods thank you very much!