I have an evil toe. It sits on the end of each foot. It spends it’s day plotting evil deeds like getting caught on door jambs. Aside from it’s evil activities I can tell it’s evil from it’s appearance. You see it’s no ordinary toe, the nail is a claw. Yes my pinkie toes nails are not nails at all. They are throw backs from evolution, tiny claws. If left unchecked they grow and thicken eventually falling off. To cut my toes nails I proceed as any normal human until the pinkie toe, then I must first cut my nail in half by thickness and only then can I trim for length. My nail bed also has grown into a triangular claw shape to provide me with radiating pain whenever I trim or lose the nail - more evil. Thus far my evil toes have been camera shy. I am hoping to capture a portrait soon, then you can judge for yourself.