Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

My lovely darlings woke me up at 7:30 this morning, mommy was not amused. As the day wore on my lil fruit loops started going batshit crazy on me. Ahh yes, today turned into a park day.Yes, my pretties, work off all that energy. Once the park equipment became less than enticing I pulled out [...]

You know it’s time for a trim when your underwear afro starts creeping outta your undies like the Black Crowes Amorica cover

It’s not that having some hair is bad, but honestly I don’t want to see it climbing down your leg and waving to me when you sit at the park with your legs gaping [...]

I think I’m going to puke…. So I’m sitting at the computer when I hear Ms Tessa start wailing from her room. Ah yes, nap time is over. As I approached the door I hear her yelling “POOP, POOP!!” The door swung open and I found Tessa half way across the room wailing [...]

You know you day will be rough when the first things you do are:1) Eat a handful of M&Ms2) Eat a handful of Midol

Last season we had a small harvest from our fruit tress. The hurricanes whittled down our pickings to 5 grapefruit and a couple of oranges. This year the trees have gone crazy with growth. The above bowl is filled with limes from ONE branch of our lime tree. I am now wildly searching for ways [...]