Troy’s heinous body rash beast is now being tamed with heavy duty steroid cream. This worries me some as steroids can do some crazy shit. I’ve known steroid users with poochy nipple syndrome where their nipples have swollen up and blossomed into what might compare to a nursing mom’s nipple. Insane hair growth, weight gain, leathery skin… You get the picture. Now I spend my nights rolling around in a bed rampant with steroid cream residue. I fear what this may do to me.

me: Um so do I need to worry about sleeping in the same bed with you?
DH: Why?
me: well the whole steroid cream thing has be a touch concerned… I’m not going to grow another nipple or anything right?
DH: That would be so fucking cool
me: umm no see that would be gross
DH: but see you only have 2 hands and with 3 nipples you couldn’t guard them all MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve been so concerned that I decided to read up on superfluous nipples. I stumbled across what can only be described as THE handbook on 3rd nipples - CLICK HERE - So freakin informative. Later in the evening, out of the blue, the hubster brings up the nipple thing again :
DH: Hm, I wonder if you’d be able to lick your third nipple too or if it would grow in some place totally random like your butt crack or between your toes…
Gee he just knows how to make a girl’s heart pitter patter. If you are interested in more triple nipple fun CLICK HERE