My lovely darlings woke me up at 7:30 this morning, mommy was not amused. As the day wore on my lil fruit loops started going batshit crazy on me. Ahh yes, today turned into a park day.

Yes, my pretties, work off all that energy. Once the park equipment became less than enticing I pulled out the bubbles.


That lasted all of 5 minutes. We strolled around the park and lunched in the gazebo. We fed the ducks, geese and wading birds bits of our sandwich bread. Once finished we started off on the path. It was then we realized we were being followed… DUCK ATTACK! They waddled after us in hoards, the most brazen of the bunch was a one footed duck that hopped madly after us. As we RAN around the lake the ducks stopped following us - HAHA! Great luck… Oh no, no good luck today…. HONK HONK HONK I whipped my head around and realized that the Godfather of the Geese was after us and the others had fled in fear. He came at us with his beak open, hissing and honking. Mira panicked and stopped moving, he drew nearer and nearer eyeballing the apple in her hand. I grabbed it and chucked that apple like a live grenade into the lake. Godfather goose waddled after his spoils, quite pleased at having won the war.

Bastard.