I purchased a Halloween costume today at Kmart. I however did not realize that 50% off meant 100% see through. I am going as an Angel and the Hubster is going as the Devil. One might argue that we got our costumes mixed up. The Hubster does not have the boobs or legs to carry off a see through angel costume though. I guess I need to go back out shopping for a pinky flesh toned thong. I DO have one but alas it has glow in the dark writing on it and has already caused me much embarrassment. Several years ago I used to work at one of the local theme parks. My first Mardi Gras there, I was a butterfly which consisted of a tye dyed skin tight cat suit with matching corset and chiffon wings. This was 2 kids, a knee injury and 40 lbs ago so it was quite stunning. The costume required that I wear thong underwear with the hip stings pulled up by my belly button so the corset would hide any bumps. Since I was working 7 days a week I went to Fredericks of Hollywood and grabbed a handful of thongs, not paying much attention. That night as we paraded past the mainstage with it’s strobing black lights I discovered, much to my chagrin, that my thong had DEVIL written all over it in glow in the dark paint… OOPS. Behind the scenes I got a lot of congratulations and hugs from the male members of the parade, including a stilt walker who informed me that you could see my panties glowing from a mile away…..