I got a dandy package in the mail. Amongst the gifts was a mud pack facial. The Hubster kept staring at the package and I figured he was a little freaked out that the woman’s face was blue.. Nope wrong

babe.. You keep staring at that, what the heck?

it looks like someone took a dump on her face.. I mean the blue mask is weird enough but look.. It looks like someone wiped their ass with leaves and artfully arranged it over her eyes

(insert image of me shooting French onion soup out my nose)

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