My darling Hubster is home this week so I’m sure you’ll grow weary of my tales. Yesterday I went shopping. After spending a craptacular afternoon with off-shoots of his family I was crabby and depressed. Oh my the videos need to be returned and we need groceries… While I’m out I think I’ll go peek in the store for some long sleeve shirts… TATA! Zoom I was gone. Found myself 3 sweater shirt type things along with a stunning pair of moose PJs. Once I made it home and had tucked the groceries away I modeled my finds. The first thing I put on is a lovely tight black sweater with a pink and white diamond pattern across the chest and at each wrist. I thought I looked hot and the bargain I got astounded me - $20 marked down from $85! The first thing he says is “It looks like you have 3 boobs!” Tears spring up in my eyes and I turn to flee down the hall - WTF????? He grabs me and is laughing!!!! What is WRONG with you? ….. “Babe that sweater looks so hot I went crossed eyed ogling you and it made it look like you have 3 boobs!”

ARGHHHHH

Later when I put on my Moose PJs The Hubster looks at me lovingly, walks towards me with open arms and proclaims “I can see your nipples”