PBS hate mail

Dear PBS,
Thanks for bringing the topic of the birds and the bees to the forefront of conversation with my 3 1/2 year old. Today when we turned on Caillou we were treated to Caillou with the “brit coms” sound track. My daughter was wondering why Caillou wanted to mount Raquel Welsh. I have to hand it too you, the “brit com” sound track synched up incredible well to the animation, much like Wu-Tang Clan does with old school Tom & Jerry. And though I found the British candor to be refreshing as compared to Caillou’s regular whine, it was rather awkward explaining why Caillou was talking about pitching a tent. In the future I hope you can refrain from such mix ups. The last thing I need is Barney expounding on the topic of male impotence or Dragon Tales speaking frankly about gender confusion.