Tonight as I prepared din din I came across a carrot with an, um, interesting flaw.

It was so, um, interesting that I could not bring myself to shred it into my salad. Further more this, um, interesting formation got me thinking - where do baby carrots come from? Until today I had assumed they were merely whittled down from larger carrots in a thoroughly wasteful and wholly American process where by 1 large carrot becomes 1 tiny baby carrot. I think that you’ll agree that my discovery has proven me wrong. Take a deep breath now as the mysteries of the world are revealed - the TRUE source of baby carrots