My house has been home to all manner of creepy crawly eewy creatures. When we bought the house we had 843 spiders along with 40,000 roaches for roommates. A 6 pack of bug bomb and a shovel for the carcasses took care of the roach problem and some of the spider problem. Later we had DH’s company come in and eradicate the rest of the spiders as well as the BABY SCORPIONS that were living in our attic (guess how we found out about THAT one.. Yes, I got stung). Ever since the last great bug eradication we have been finding tiny turds all over the unfinished portion of the house. We’ve set traps, nothing, we’ve (by we I mean the Hubster) crawled around in the attic, we’ve left rodent bait.. nada. Today the Hubster shed some light on our turd problem… It’s lizards. My house is full of lizard poop. How does one identify a lizard log as opposed to a rat dropping? Here’s some free education people, file it away in your mind rolodex because you never know when you’ll need to identify lizard poop. Lizard poop is dark with a white spot or “cap” on the end. Apparently it’s also possible to smash up fresh lizard poop and see all the insect parts that the lizard has consumed such as identifiable wing structures and such (insert gagging noise here). If you like to know a little more about creature crapping you can check out THIS LINK and the rest of you can reach for your air sickness bag which should be located in the back of the chair directly in front of you. Thank you and have a nice flight.

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