If we win the lottery I’m blowing my load in your every day. - The Hubster on how winning the lottery would improve not only life in general but our sex lives. His plan is to hire a nanny….

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Alas we did not win the $50 million jackpot, instead we had an erection shriveling experience. The dog was shut out of our room and he started whinnying and bellowing like a depressed wookie. My brother, in his infinite wisdom, decided the only way to end said noise was to let the dog in our room… Without knocking…. Thank GOD we had some covers over us. Seconds before his family faux paux The Hubster said “I think I should lock the door.” Good thing he was too busy to get up or my brother would have had an eyeful of wang.