What is the obsession with porking farm animals? I guess one could be enamored or jealous of the size of a horse dong but beyond that I can’t even fathom the appeal. And, if you are a lonely sheep farmer who has resorted to violating your flock but you have internet connection why would you look up similar images, why not look for hot nude babes? Have you fallen so far into the wool that you can’t find a flesh boob more attractive than a teat? But I digress, this post is not about horse dongs or sheep teats, it’s about men, men having sex with chickens. My latest hits show a disturbing trend. Over the last few weeks I’ve been garnering hits from searches such as:

* men fucking chickens
* sexy chickens
* men fucking dogs chickens
* how to have sex with a chicken

note none of the above are about the scientific “how” of chicken on chicken procreation, nope it’s all about how to violate a chicken’s egg vent (ewwww egg vent). What is wrong with people? WHY god WHY would one be seeking a “Chicken Fucking for Dummies” tutorial? I guess if you are going to do something you want to make sure you are doing it right. Not having any chicken violation know how, the only advice I can offer to the chicken fucker wanna-be’s that land here is “Keep your pecker clear of the beak”

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