Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Get a full time job Go to school and pass your classHelp out around the house to pay rentDO NOT sleep all day and stay up all nightPay your billsPay for your own foodSave to return to college

I thought they were fair simple and straight forward rules but we have been having trouble with your [...]

Yesterday was a constant battle ground. Mira must be enjoying school because she spent yesterday accusing me of withholding it from her. Well, I guess it could be that she is enjoying it or that she is rabid to go and check on her fish blanket. Mama made a boo boo, Mira is required to [...]

I’ll admit it, I am brash and loud mouthed. I sometimes say inappropriate things but I have my limits! Today I was out shopping at Ross with about 10,000 other people. With my 4 year old in tow, I was on the prowl for bargains. Searching through housewares the only thing I got was something [...]

In the arms of another man I felt exhilarated and almost dizzy. There was a lightness to me, ease and grace. It was wonderful. I replayed the scene over and over again, at least 10 times over the 3 hours I was there. Standing out on the floor in my husband’s dress socks, my [...]

Name some way to piss your spouse off on Valentines

Forget ValentinesIgnore ValentinesGive a Valentine to another woman

Yes these are great examples but how about

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Invite your sister’s family over to dinner with less than 24 hours notice on one of the busiest days without consulting your wife and you house is a fucking mess.

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