Name some way to piss your spouse off on Valentines

Forget Valentines
Ignore Valentines
Give a Valentine to another woman

Yes these are great examples but how about

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Invite your sister’s family over to dinner with less than 24 hours notice on one of the busiest days without consulting your wife and you house is a fucking mess.

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If anyone needs me I’ll be on my hands and knees scrubbing the floor or doing my damnedest to stuff 500 loads of unfolded laundry in the walk in closet.. or perhaps I’ll be bleaching the laundry room as it flooded this weekend and the mess is still lingering.

Can you guess who’s husband is in deep shit?