Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Should I feel bad for going to the gym while I was still belching marshmallow mint after eating 3/4 of a peppermint pie? And should I feel even worse that the entire time I was at the gym I was thinking about the other 1/4 of pie waiting for me at home?

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(title is sung to the tune of the old batman theme) I’m not a big Meme-r but when Melissa tagged me with the 6 weird things about yourself meme I just had to jump on board. AC, over at Call Center Purgatory coincidentally tagged me with a 5 things meme and hey why not. AC [...]

File this under “Things they won’t tell you in Baby 101″

It’s everywhere “Breast is Best” it’s the “most natural” thing you can do for your baby. All the books say you’ll spend hours just gazing onto each others eyes while your home brew nourishes baby. I fell for it, BIG TIME.

I have never questioned [...]

If you don’t hear from me soon I’ve probably died of THIS or THIS. I guess it could be THIS but on the whole I would rather it just be THIS. I’ll update later.

Bonus points to whomever can name the song the title of this post came from.

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For the next week I will be a [...]

(knock knock knock…(pause)…..bang bang bang bang… door slowly swings open)

The Slacker Brother: Yeah

Fidget: So I was thinking today would be a great day for you to pack up your stuff and move

The Slacker Brother: um…. ok

(insert pregnant silence)

Despite feeling sad over his departure,I have spent the evening prancing around my house totally nekkid. Tomorrow [...]