May 23, 2006

Climaxing

Expect to hear arousing and yet embarrassing moans of ecstasy echoing across the land in the very near future- I mean ones that would make any porn star blush. My husband has decided that the object of all my Wet Dreams shall be gifted unto me. While it’s no Rabbit Pearl, it revs my engine just the same. Of course this is coming from the woman who gushed LIKE THIS. For those readers out there who are about to hyperventilate with joy or envy, you might want to check THIS out, it could help, really.

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12 Responses to “Climaxing”

  1. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 2:34 am

    Wow, your posts sure are educational. I’m gonna have to bookmark that masturbation tutorial.

    And that mixer, oh, how lovely. Are you getting it in the powder blue color? Nice.

  2. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 4:17 am

    Am I the only one who goes nuts seeing masturbate spelled masterbate?> There’s no master in masturbate. You are your own master! Or mistress? Or something.

  3. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 11:51 am

    learn something new every day! haha!

  4. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    *drooling* I want one, I want one, I want one. Give it to me!

    OK, enough with that.

    And here I have been dreaming about the one a step down. Am I selling myself short?

  5. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Ooooh OOoohhhh I want one of those!!!! It’s the only thing that I didn’t get off my registry when I got married. =\ No Fair!

    Luuuuckyyyyyy

  6. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    That’s a thing of beauty. When is your birthday anyway?!

    I could buy a Kitchenaid.. but then I would hafta actually use it. And you know the ONLY thing I do is frost with forks anyway. yay!!!

  7. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    I have a red one.

    And I am not going to tell you if I mean the kitchen aid, vibrator, mop bucket, or vagina.

    I love accidental themes. Ethel over at The Ethel Experience has a post that reminded me of this one.

  8. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    The day that kitchen appliances get me as excited at the rabbit, oh ya, that’s when I’ll start cooking.

    It is really pretty though, I wouldn’t know what the hell to do with it, but I like it!

  9. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    Fidget! You’re craaaazy! But at least my ailing body and crackling throat got some laughs like you promised!

  10. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    I’m so envious. I want one but in red!

    Very funny post!

  11. Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    oh, damn - that’s sweet! I gather the husband will be in the good books for a while post-gifting? (a good ploy, on his part!)

  12. Says:
    May 24th, 2006 at 11:44 am

    You. crack. me. up.

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