Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

In the future never indicate that your child is late for school because you screwed up. Always make up an imaginary appointments, fib and say they felt ill, or claim that THEY overslept. Admission to any other reason may cause others to stare at you in a shocked manner, raise both eye brows nearly off [...]

Current Main Area Colors

This is where our living room and hallway meet. Once construction has finished the living room will be converted into our dining room.

This is the kitchen color and it also butts up to the bright yellow. This is going to be shifted to a lighter more neutral color. When we redo [...]

Monday morning the last fat yellow sticky pill rolled down my throat, my last progesterone supplement. Today I take a deep breath and pray. I am 12 weeks and 1 day pregnant.

This humorous baby ticker is brought to you by the good folks over at baby-gag.com who enlisted the help of The Sarcastic Journalist [...]

I found an old copy of “How To Clean Practically Anything” resting on top of my computer monitor… Do you think it’s a hint?

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