Of Love And Stink Palms
Sure he leaves me love notes, but you know it’s true love when he stink palms my face with my own funky butt and doesn’t lose a limb.
Up on all fours I was trying to convince Fetus Boy to move off my bladder when The Hubster pulled a reach around move and began caressing my tummy. I felt a flush of love and emotions as he ran his hands over me, around to my back and then in my BUTT CRACK??
“Dude, you just seriously stink palmed yourself. I was sweating like a baboon in heat today”
“No actually I just stink palmed you” and he proceeded to wipe his butt hand across my nose while cackling gleefully - you heard me, the man cackled.
October 19th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
That is just wrong in so many ways.
October 19th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
Just look at it this way…things could always be worse. Your face could’ve been met with a brown eye instead of just a stink palm.
October 19th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Seriously?
Seriously!
Yeah, that just gained you moocho sex points, thanks.
October 19th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Hey whatever happens is between the two of you
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October 19th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
I think my husband would have been met with a punch to the face if he did that to me. Or at the very least a major effort to sit on him and fart—we’re mature like that.
October 20th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
That there cancels out some of the lovey notes. Does he not see that? You aren’t his frat brother. I say it’s grounds for you to do something girly, like shop for shoes.
October 20th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
I say milk shot to the face for him once that kiddo is born!
October 22nd, 2006 at 11:28 pm
My DH calls that “ass juice” or now that the kids were copying him a “stink nugget”. My Dh is demented as well…….