Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Should you find yourself bored one Sunday, the following list will give you some good strong guidelines on how NOT to spend you day.

1) Do not start you Sunday by waking up achy and merely blaming it on “sleeping wrong”

2) Do not think that eating will solve the sudden on-slot of nausea. Sure 1 [...]

Forgive me readers for I have sinned, it’s been months since my last confession and in that time I have been guilty of many transgressions. This week I ate an entire cheesecake by myself and attributed some of it to the kids “Well I didn’t eat the WHOLE thing, I mean the kids helped” – [...]

The steaks weren’t the only thing being ogled in the meat department of my local grocery store this past week. While I stood drooling over piles of succulently bloody animal flesh, a predator had me in his sights. He approached over my right shoulder and murmured something about how skilled I was at handling the [...]

What? That isn’t why you’re here?

I guess this is what you are after

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Best of all, everything looks great! Growth is right on target and the baby is using my bladder for a trampoline.

I’m over the moon.

PS my placenta moved, THANK YOU LORD *cue cheesy 70’s porno music* bom chicka bom bom [...]

This has to be one of the longest weekends ever. I spent yesterday thinking it was Sunday.. but here I am dragging ass through Sunday, wishing it was over. Sunday is usually my favorite day of the week – The Hubster is home, I get to sleep in late… yeah, Monday’s planned happenings trump it [...]