December « 2006 « Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

Modesty and Mama Munchies

“What clothes is the baby wearing Mama?”

“Well honey, he’s not wearing any clothes right now”

“He NAKED????”

The look said it all – shock, worry, repulsion. The very thought that her darling baby brother is unclothed distresses and discombobulates Mira. I’m not sure exactly where this comes from as I am infamous for my glaring lack of [...]

A Little Breezy?

Can someone explain to me how I managed to put on and leave the house in underwear entirely devoid of a crotch? No they were not some special naughty panties, in fact they are horrid huge granny maternity panties. Apparently the Baby Oxyclean I put in with my whites devoured everything but the elastic and [...]

Of Fish Tacos and Therapists

*******WARNING*********This is a totally off color story that was related to me by my close friend, the poor dear lived it. I have been laughing about it daily and now so shall you. Please swallow that gulp of coffee or soda lest you spray it all over your monitor. The names have been changed to [...]