A Little Breezy?
Can someone explain to me how I managed to put on and leave the house in underwear entirely devoid of a crotch? No they were not some special naughty panties, in fact they are horrid huge granny maternity panties. Apparently the Baby Oxyclean I put in with my whites devoured everything but the elastic and somehow I managed not to notice until I was at the OBs office peeing in a cup.
Embarrassed about the situation I said a little prayer
“Please God give them no reason to ask me to remove my pants”
“We need to check you today, so clothes off from the waist down!”
ACK! Cruel fate!
You better believe I balled up those crotchless wonders and stuffed them into the leg of my yoga pants. Disaster averted. Note to self, check all panties for wholeness.
December 28th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Just out of curiosity, what made you put those on in the first place?
And also, why haven’t you thrown them away yet? Do they serve a purpose?
I don’t mean to sound judgemental, I am just confused.
December 28th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
I was in such a rush i did not notice the um issue. as soon as i got hme i threw those suckers out
December 28th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
No way!
December 29th, 2006 at 3:30 am
Hee hee hee! Crochless maternity panties. You can now start your own line.
December 31st, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I’ve accidentally worn two pair of underwear, one on top of the other. But don’t think I’ve ever accidentally put on crotchless panties.
And throw that Oxy crap out woman! What happened to good old fashioned soap and water?
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:57 am
Yeah, yeah, yeah, blame it on the Oxy. That’s what Britney Spears said, too.