Hawt Like Me
Sunday I woke up to bloated purple legs and decided to have The Hubster wrangle me into my stylin’ compression hose…
I can’t think of anything hotter then 200 lbs of undulating flesh poured into too tiny medical grade compression hose. Unless of course, you spot such a sight pimpin’ around town on this:
Why yes that IS a crushed velvet banana seat and spiral tire forks! 
I was super excited about the bike until I realized I was about a foot too tall. My nephew is now one happy kid.
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I totally want one of those!!!
(The bike, not the pair of compression hose.)
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
That is one sweet bike.
January 23rd, 2007 at 9:35 am
Been enjoying your blog. You write so well n your sense of humour is….well super cool! Been catching up on all your previous posts. -M
January 24th, 2007 at 1:08 am
I hope you are okay fidget! My prayers are with you and the baby. Please give us an update as soon as you can.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
She’s still in the hospital please continue to pray for her!!
January 27th, 2007 at 2:05 am
This post just made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOO hard!