Competent Parenting 101

1) When your daughter loses her lunch box at school, thoroughly check all compartments of the replacement lunch box that you send her in with. Failure to do so may result in your PreK kid bringing her mother’s needles and Heparin to school – wouldn’t THAT make for an interesting lunch time?

2) If you have failed to follow step one, immediate action is necessary. Beat feet to your child’s school and be vague about needing to retrieve something from her lunch bag. Once access to said bag is granted, quietly slip the needles and meds into your pocket and leave quickly before arousing suspicions.

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