4 am Follies
Nothing quite like stumbling to the bathroom at 4 am and knocking stuff down off the bathroom shelf. Of course this can only be made better by my dear friend Murphy. He’s got this crazy law that says what ever can go wrong, will. Thus, when you knock your husbands deodorant off the bathroom shelf at 4 am, don’t cower a little bit simply because you know how loud a noise it will make hitting the floor. Really, waking the whole house with your klutz-capades should be the least of your worries. Murphy will ensure that instead of merely hitting the floor, said deodorant will land in the little potty your 3 1/2 year old has suddenly taken a shying to urinating in. Kinda gross eh?
Wait for it…………….. wait for it…………………..
Especially gross? The fact that she peed in it and didn’t tell you. That thunk was instead a splash. Nothing quite like toweling off preschooler potty presents at 4 am… yum.
March 29th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
It could have been worse, the deoderant could have flown up in the air and you could have slipped and fell on said pee then the deoderant could have landed on your head….Always got to look a the bright side! LOL…
March 30th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
At least it wasn’t a toothbrush!
YOUR toothbrush!
So did you tell him where his deodorant went??
March 30th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
umm.. nope. I did not tell him… was that bad of me ?
hee hee hee
March 30th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
I am a timebomb in the morning. Just the other day, my robe sleeve caught on the hairdryer and yanked it off the counter, and so of course I attempted to CATCH it, and knocked a crapload of OTHER stuff flying. Got hubby up early though..LOL
April 1st, 2007 at 4:01 am
OOOOHHHH, that was so bad to not tell him!!!!
Good job!
April 5th, 2007 at 11:36 am
I will never tell whos toothbrush I fished out once and what was floating around with it….:-D
April 10th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
We have really creaky floors, AND I constantly bumpt stuff over. So I totally relate!