Every year since I first discovered it’s foil wrapped bliss, I eagerly await it’s arrival. I mourn for those years when I was afraid. Those crazy mixed up years where I thought that the chocolate shell was filled with REAL egg. Thank bunny I put on my big girl panties and sunk my teeth into it’s gooey candy goodness. We may not eat ham and pray but we certainly stuff our pie holes with at least one Cadbury egg a piece each Easter. Recently I was kvetching about how much smaller they seemed. How one simply doesn’t cut it. Comments were toss around about how my ass is bigger, thus requiring more Cadbury to satisfy it, but I knew… I KNEW something was up. Now we have definitive proof!

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Cadbury, oh my dear Cadbury.. How can I buy from a company that lies to children (and chocolate fiend adults)?