Rock a bye baby in the tree top Amby, when the baby kicks, the bedding will rock. When the baby sleeps, mommy will blog. How happy are we? This bed rocks my socks.
Levi’s pretty psyched about it too. I found a note scrawled in baby spit up:
Dear Mom,
Drink more wine
Love,
Levi
PS: My new [...]
sex – sex – sex
um no, try again
sex sex sex
are you trying to say SIX?
yes
so you think our phone number is six six six?
Yes!
that could explain THIS
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weekly weigh in with Tales from the Scales
Well, I cant tell you for sure
At the beginning of the week I was down 2 lbs, then somehow – overnight mind [...]
I FINALLY watched Borat last night. Got a good giggle or two but something has me confounded. Why do they blackout Borat’s twig and berries when the rest of the movie is rampant with more exposed schlong then a whore house on half off night?
Gather ’round ye bloggosphere, it’s that time again. Step up, unburden your soul and seek to reap the rewards of bringing a good laugh to others.
Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned, it has been several weeks since my last confession. This week has been fraught with mucus. It has packed my sinuses, squirted from [...]
We all know that advertising, by nature, requires spin. An adverb here, a slick picture there, but the general nugget of truth remains. Well, at least the general nugget of truth should remain.
There is a lot of this spin stuff in blogging. How many of you would be here today if I wrote entries [...]
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