Did I just say that outloud?
I covet the Bedazzler. Can you tell I’ve been up too many night at 2:30 am basking in the glow of late night infomercials? You know if I had such a device in my possession, everything I own would be bedazzled. Eve.Ry.Thing.
June 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
i am the same way.
the bedazzler, windsor pilates, bare minerals, core secrets, yoga booty ballet, the magic bullet…
*sigh*
June 20th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Rick STILL makes fun of me because he caught me watching the infomercial for the Banjo Minnow 10 years ago. I was just amazed that the thing could look so life-like.
10 years ago. Ten.
Oh, and I use Bare Minerals and have a True Ceramic Pro.
June 20th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Ha! My husband still makes fun of me for buying one of those plastic kitchen slicer/dicers at the Oregon State Fair 7-8 years ago.
Nearly slicer-dicered my finger off.
I watch the total gym infomercials. I like Chuck Norris.
June 20th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I want to Bedazzle a Magic Bullet.
When the Creep was a baby I would watch the Magic Bullet commercial with exhausted fascination at 3am because we didn’t have cable and nothing else was on. My favorite part is the old lady with the fake cigarette that comes in and sits down at the bar and acts all crotchety but is secretly impressed with the Bullet. She never ashes her cigarette or smokes it, it is just a prop. Compelling stuff.
June 20th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
The Bedazzler has not gotten better with time.
I bought Slim in 6 because those people are all skinny and happy, dang it! I actually do like it alot though. I bought it on Ebay. Buying things over the phone makes me nervous.
June 20th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
whew I’m glad I’m not alone in my informercial hell. We dont have cable either !!!
June 21st, 2007 at 12:12 am
Basically I’ve wanted a Salad Shooter and a Bedazzler forever…
June 21st, 2007 at 3:38 am
I have a bedazzler AND a grommet setter AND a dremel. I know, I am cool.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:54 am
I bought Pilates from an infomercial. They pretend to have accents to trick you into buying other things you didn’t know you signed up for. Seriously, it takes like a half hour to get through the call. Suddenly, I have 16 magazine subscriptions in my mail box and money coming out of my account for shit I never authorized and for what? A 20 dollar pilates dvd that I could have bought on ebay for a buck and I didn’t even watch it.
Ask me about Mark’s $500 dollar informerical nightmare, including attorney action and the whole bit.
Informericals make baby jesus cry.
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:48 am
I covet the Fluidity bar. If I had one, I just KNOW I’d be as slim, athletic and flexible as the people on TV.
*sigh*
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Dh insisted on getting the mother of all infommercial suckers, the ab-lounger. Ask my husband how many times he has used this “miracle tummy tightner”. Go ahead, just ask. It only takes up half of our family room, but wow, does it look spiffy.
My son loves infommercials, one year my grandma got me the thing that holds all the little plastic food containers with the blue lids that spins (come on, I know you all know what I’m talking about). I opened it and he was ecstatic! He said, “I’ve always wanted one of those”….He was 8.