The Barney Fife Files
Bust out the Mom Jeans
and slap a pair on your husband, sons, and daughters.
**Cue dueling banjos Deliverance-esq mood**
Shreveport and Alexandria have voted to join 4 other Louisiana towns in a butt crack ban, threatening the very existence of bayou Bubba’s, gumbo gangstas, and that pesky old Constitution thing.
Nobody can be arrested just for violating the ordinance, but they could be fined or required to perform community service. The maximum fine for a first offense is $100.
Alexandria’s City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to ban the baring. Its ordinance allows some sag, but 3 inches or more can bring a fine of $25 to $200 and a requirement for community service.
Apparently, Atlanta’s City Council has held meetings over similar measures, sorry Kristen
What has me scratching my head over this whole hullabaloo is enforcement. Are these cities so rife with law abiding citizens that the police have nothing better to do then measure my crack? Is the court system embarrassingly devoid of cases to try?
:::Now hearing case 4995 The People Vs Fidget’s butt. How do you plead to the charges of exposing your granny panties to all of 4th avenue when you bent over to tie your daughters sneaker? ::::
::Not guilty your honor by reason of muffin top::
Career Day will certainly be more interesting now,
“When I grow up I want to be a police assifer”
remember kids, crack kills
August 29th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Dude, crack is Whack!
August 29th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“Not guilty your honor by reason of muffin top” Hahaha!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:13 am
hahahaha! What about whale tails? Does exposed thong constitute coverage?
And are the fashion police going to be donning sequined Bob Mackey creations? Oh it’s too much. I don’t think a measure like that would fly in Boulder County. You can walk down the streets and smoke marajuana…you can’t, however, leave your dog in the car while you run in to Starbucks to buy a latte.
Good luck with the “assifers”