I’d like to post about how magical Christmas was for my kiddos but Ive been pissing razorblades for the past two days. Never before in my life have I had a UTI and to those of you who suffer regularly - I am so sorry! Where can I send flowers and chocolates? I can’t imagine coping with recurring ones! I’m on my way out to see the doctor (it’s bad enough that I willingly made an appointment with the one farking doctor I hate) and hopefully I will return in a few hours clutching a script for salvation. Until then I raise my 64 ounce jug of unsweetened cran-blueberry juice to you.