letter of apology
Dear woman in the orange striped shirt who walked into the candy isle after me at Target last night,
I’m SO sorry. I really really really am. I know how bad that smelled. Heck, it burned escaping my rear and I’m pretty sure I lost a few nose hairs when the odor hit me. I wanted to warn you but I was gasping for air. I’m not sure what I ate to cause this phenomenon but it’s been going on for 3 days now. I hope for your sake, and the sake of many other innocent shoppers in the future, that it ends quickly. Once again, I’m really sorry and hope I did not permanently damage your olfactory senses in any way.
Remorsefully yours,
Fidget
February 19th, 2008 at 12:31 am
*snort*
February 19th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Bwahahahaha!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 9:10 am
You are SO brave to post the belly picture! And defaming Target…I think that is a misdemeanor.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Been there, done that, actually seen domeone else turn literally green because of it.
February 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That is too funny.
It sure has happened to me both ways. Either me doing it or catching a wiff of someone elses….
February 19th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
OH my FREAKIN Lord!!! Been there!!! LOL…..
February 19th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
btw - I have been voting for you daily, but it says you still only have 27%.. whats up with that???
February 19th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
me tooo I have been voting for days with no change…i did it for an hour straight to see if i could get it to move hmmph
February 20th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
He he, seems as if that was my BFF dropping one of those in the mens dept last night, poor guy that walked into that one. Hey it happens.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:11 am
I’ve done that. But I scoot away quickly.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am
What is it about being in the library that seems to move my digestive tract? And as I love reading and getting books and such there, it’s really an obnoxious phenomenon. Thank goodness I don’t seem to have the issue in Target, as I probably spend more time there.