Dear woman in the orange striped shirt who walked into the candy isle after me at Target last night,
I’m SO sorry. I really really really am. I know how bad that smelled. Heck, it burned escaping my rear and I’m pretty sure I lost a few nose hairs when the odor hit me. I [...]
Oh man, what have I gotten myself in to??
These are both shots of the clean laundry
that all needs to go away. I refuse to show you pictures of my bedroom- it looks like my closet barfed all over the place. Let’s just say it’s a similar situation
Smooth talking to avoid getting in trouble:
Why does it sound like someone is blowing bubbles in their milk and splashing it all over the kitchen?
That’s just the noise my butt makes mama!!
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Short entry today. You all keep harassing me about my laundry so I’m going to go take care of it. You hear [...]
Oh man that looks good, huh? PSSST! It’s gluten free! I adapted a cupcake recipe from the Whimsical Bakehouse; then I slathered it with buttercream frosting and candy hearts. I’m delivering 24 of them to Tessie’s class today and hoping that the teachers can’t notice the difference- they are all rather freaked out by the [...]
Nameless baby boy at 20 weeks and 1 day
Levi at 1 yr old with anchorman hair
Dear Baby Bruddah,
You are not even here yet and already trying to steal my thunder. Stop it. If we are going to harmoniously share a room, you’re going to have to let me be the cute one, oh and [...]
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