March « 2008 « Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

I couldn’t think of one snarky thing to say

I hate crying in public, HATE IT. If I start crying in public I’m apt to make a smartass remark or say something totally snarky. Today I could do neither. I just grinned ear to ear as big fat tears ran off my face

I am so in love.

Flailing and Screaming

Last night Mira worked herself into one of those attacks. It took nearly a solid hour of keening in her room- OVER RAISINS- for her to calm down. Today it’s my turn. This weekend I need to get the boy’s nursery finished for my final video (see all videos up through this week HERE and [...]

The wedding that almost wasn’t

7 years ago (yesterday) I was all dolled up

The Hubster was looking damn good too

Folks were hanging out in our living room, waiting for the show to begin

but the gal we hired to hitch us never showed. The guys tried calling her, repeatedly.

After the 67th phone call we got the sinking feeling that she [...]

defying physics

How does a child, say a 1 year old boy, take a massive dump which remains fully contained within his diaper EXCEPT for the whole raisins that passed right through. These poo raisins instead of remaining in said diaper, magically migrate down the leg of his sleeper zip-up PJs. How is this accomplished when all [...]

1st definite sign of the apocalypse

I’ve lost interest in food. Me! Me, who eats and eats and eats has completely lost the want to eat. I figure fire raining from the sky can’t be too far behind.