How does a child, say a 1 year old boy, take a massive dump which remains fully contained within his diaper EXCEPT for the whole raisins that passed right through. These poo raisins instead of remaining in said diaper, magically migrate down the leg of his sleeper zip-up PJs. How is this accomplished when all other poo stays where poo belongs? I am mystified and disgusted all at once.

My dinning room table is back in my house. We at dinner AT THE TABLE instead of crouched around the piano bench with our knees up by our ears. I would take pictures but The Hubster seems to have misplaced it. The Hubster is dangerously close to ended up on the wrong end of a pregnant woman’s wrath.