Puppy Kicking
My days of puppy kicking and duckling stomping have finally caught up to me. I should have known that such heinous acts would result in bad Karma. Over the last 24 hours I have found a poisonous female black window spider in my son’s crib, suffered from a sudden 10pm flea plague, and ended up with an irreparable flat tire. I’m frustrated and angry and really tired (after having bathed 2 of the 3 dogs at 1045pm) and right about now a good puppy kicking, duckling stomping, spitting on rainbows, and childhood dream crushing session might do me some good. Oh I have a better idea, let’s try to pick out paint for the bedroom because Ive only been trying to do that for two years and if there was any way to make my day sunnier it would be by me pulling every last strand of hair out of my head.
People, if this baby comes when Levi did then I only have 6 weeks to work a miracle in my master bedroom. By miracle I mean moving everything out, painting, laying flooring, installing baseboards, moving everything back in and setting up my bedside baby station. Sometimes I feel like waving the white flag and crying into a bag of potato chips.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Ugh! I hate days like that. Kick a puppy for me.
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April 15th, 2008 at 11:25 am
OMG the spider would have done me in!! Do they just roam free where you are??
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April 15th, 2008 at 11:27 am
P.S. Two years to pick paint, sounds like you and my Aunt are cut from the same cloth. She has had the same problem but the paint is for her living room.
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April 15th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Fleas, lice, spiders, oh my… do you by any chance live in the South??? Good luck in the bedroom… getting it in order for the baby, that is. If it goes half as well as the nursery, you’ll qualify as amazing.
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April 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I am so sorry to hear that you are having a hard time getting it all ‘done’. If I lived closer we could tag team things and that would make it SO SO SO much easier - just know that I am praying for you…
HUGS AND LOVE!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Good grief Fidget! I could have dealt with the tire and fleas but a BLACK WIDOW?!!! Oh heck no! I’ll go get you some potato chips sweetie!
ps: There is a doberman that lives behind us who barks until 4 am. I think the whole neighborhood would be happy for you to come on over and kick him until your hearts content!
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April 15th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I think you are being too hard on yourself! You have three children plus pregnancy=tired mama. Give yourself a break (or try to at least)… and don’t do too much. You said you have big goals for the master bedroom…. but can you break it down a little?
April 16th, 2008 at 7:53 am
hopefully tomorrow will be a better day!
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