Indoor Lakes and Tooth Toilet Paste
I’ve been pretty quiet around here because I’ve been feeling, um let’s just say a little uncomfortable and can’t manage to come up with a creative and entertaining way to bitch about it every day. Today I saw exactly why it feels like my spine is about to be pulled through my belly button:
this kid is totally hanging off the front of me.
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This week has been, uh, we’ll say interesting. Tessa flushed a tube of tooth paste down the toilet which resulted in a 2 day long toilet project, much cursing, and mass confusion. Tom’s of Maine’s kids tooth paste comes in a metal tube which when 1/2 empty is somewhat flexible with ridged corners so when it is flushed, it gets wedged in the S bend but yields and bends away from any type of retrieval tool one might fashion. This led to language not suitable for print. It was 230 am before the tooth paste was finally dislodged. Tessa celebrated the next day by saturating a tile sponge in the dog water and flinging it all over my dinning room resulting in a puddle rivaling the size of Lake Erie. She also managed to nail my walls which looked like they’d been slimed Ghost Busters style.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
You look like you are about to fall over!
May 8th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
You poor girl!! I’m glad your little one is still holding out for a later date:) You look so tired..hopefully things calm down and you start to feel a bit better…just in time for the newest family member to arrive LOL! 1 month and 12 days left for me…I CANNOT wait!!
May 9th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Ok I’ll give the toothpaste as Tessa being young.
My cousins aged 18ish landed a deodorant flushed in the toilet and were clueless as to how it happened.
You may feel like crap but seriously I think you look fabulous. Go Figdet!
May 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Wow, you poor thing. Only a bit long.
GOOD LUCK!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
You look awesome, but your waist has seen better days. Still carrying that little boy rather high. Praying here that he makes his grand entrance on time, and in a healthy manner for all.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:12 am
I have no idea how youre doing it!! Keep it up girl, this baby will be here before you know it!! Im still counting down the days til August 8th….
May 16th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Good grief! No wonder you feel all ferblungit.
I swear, if you get one inch bigger, your next self-portrait will require a wide angle lens.
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