July 2, 2008

it happened 11 hours ago

and I’m still perplexed…

My son ate deodorant.

No, you’re not nuts (well maybe you are but you aren’t imagining what you just read- he ATE antiperspirant) Why? I know not. What I do know is that as I stepped out of the shower I spotted Levi chomping on something. Upon closer inspection it was white and schmeared all over his face… and smelled remarkable clean. On the ground behind his feet was my deodorant minus one large half moon of product. I gagged a bit and then jammed my fingers into his mouth, sweeping the wet crumbs out and getting bitten in the process. My life saving efforts were met with much disapproval from the young prince who apparently finds Degree pure clean antiperspirant thoroughly delicious. He even stomped his foot and threw himself to the ground when I picked up the container and tossed it into the trash. MMMMMM armpit-alicious. Kids are weird

Filed under: Kids, weirdness — fidget @ 10:29 pm

7 Responses to “it happened 11 hours ago”

  1. ~A Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 9:45 am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder) ?

    Here’s hoping this is a one time incident.

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  2. Maternal Mirth Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am

    I am still giggling … I love me some Levi.

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  3. Heidi Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 12:05 am

    LOL how funny is that! Why they stick things in thier mouths is STILL a puzzle to me! At least he will have powdery fresh breath? LOL

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  4. Jacquie Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 1:34 am

    Oh my goodness the things little ones will do!

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  5. Virginia Briguglio Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Hope you called poison control, as from the little I looked up online Degree Deodorant and Anti-Perspirant can be toxic…

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  6. Jae Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Hee hee! That’s hilarious! And that’s BOYS! I have two, and before them I would have never thought of such things … but babies and boys especially, do. Weird!

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  7. Jessica Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    oh god, i could just imagine the thoughts that would go through your head at that moment. why!?oh no!!! don’t eat that!

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